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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Zama (2017)
Zama is an officer of the Spanish crown, attempting to return to his family in Lerma from the town he is currently based in.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Harder They Fall (2021)
Jeymes Samuel’s western aims to right the wrongs of older westerns by offering a more accurate cultural portrayal of the Wild West.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Where Is the Friend's House? (1987)
Abbas Kiarostami's film is the first in the so called 'Koker Trilogy'.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4 has the right ideas in place, but succesfully impementing them for a fourth time proves tricky.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Face/Off (1997)
The plot is one of the boldest and most ludicrous put to film, and it gets madder from there.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Scream 3 (2000)
Scream 3 as you’d expect, parodies all the clichés and traits of a trilogy with mixed results.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


The Great Beauty (2013)
Viewed by many as Paulo Sorrentino’s magnum opus, The Great Beauty won the Oscar for best foreign language film in 2014.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Don't Look Up (2021)
It feels like a long time since Adam McKay was directing films like Anchorman (2004) and Step Brothers (2008).
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The Square (2017)
Winner of the Palme d'Or in 2017, The Square is a fascinating experience.
Nov 16, 20231 min read


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


On the Count of Three (2022)
On The Count Of The Three may end up being a fairly incidental film, but there's plenty to like.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Pink Flamingos (1972)
John Waters notorious exploration of indecency and filth recently celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Showgirls (1995)
It will come as no surprise to you that I think Showgirls is brilliant.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Local Hero (1983)
Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read
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