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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read
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Along the Coast [Du Côté De La Côte] (1958)
Agnes Varda's laugh out loud documentary short combines wit and information to paint an innovative portrait of the Côte d'Azur.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


No Sudden Move (2021)
Since Steven Soderbergh retired back in 2013, he's managed to direct at least five full length films.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Easy Rider (1969)
Filmed at the height of the hippie movement, Easy Rider is an important contextual document of the era just over fifty years on.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
A man running around with an axe dressed as Santa doesn’t seem particularly novel, but it does work to a certain extent.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Christmas Evil (1980)
Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.
Dec 6, 20232 min read


King of New York (1990)
King of New York is conceivably the most hilarious I've seen Christopher Walken since True Romance (1993).
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Run Lola Run (1998)
Run Lola Run is a madcap experimental thriller with a constant pulsing techno score which adds to the madness.
Nov 26, 20231 min read




Titane (2021)
Julia Ducournau’s follow up to her superb 2016 debut Raw, Titane took home the Palme d’Or at Cannes a couple of years back.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The House That Jack Built (2018)
This is the most interesting Lars Von Trier has been in a long time.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Greed (2019)
Fashion mogul Sir Richard McCreadie (Steve Coogan) prepares a ludicrously lavish and over the top 60th birthday party in Mykonos.
Nov 21, 20232 min read
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