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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Matador (2005)
Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.
Feb 11, 20241 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The French Dispatch (2021)
Taking on a portmanteau style picture is something that would seem to fit right into Anderson’s mantra.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Total Recall (1990)
As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Hope and Glory (1987)
I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Funny Pages (2022)
The story of a teenage cartoonist who rejects the comforts of his own life in search of purpose and soul behind his work.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Forgvien (2022)
The Forgiven is an odd film to classify, but I have to say that I laughed consistently throughout at least two thirds of the film.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The Holdovers (2024)
Alexander Payne returns to film-making with his finest piece of work since Sideways (2004). And that's saying something.
Jan 27, 20245 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Corsage (2022)
A fictional account of one year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, with a brilliant central performance from Vicky Krieps.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read
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