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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
2 days ago3 min read


The Surfer (2025)
The Surfer is thoroughly entertaining and might contain the best Nicolas Cage performance of this decade.
May 103 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


The Man from Hong Kong (1975)
A truly mad romp, a film posing as an A-lister, this is an Ozploitation thriller that could almost be straight from the Grindhouse era.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
Nov 12, 20231 min read
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