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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read
The SpongeBob Movie: The Search for SquarePants (2025)
There's another SpongeBob film out. And it's still mental.
Dec 30, 20252 min read
Dr. No (1962)
There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.
Feb 1, 20241 min read
The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.
Feb 1, 20242 min read
Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER
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