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For someone who's seen every Bond film at least fifteen times, a Bond review from me is the only one you need.

Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.

Patriot Games remains, probably, the best Jack Ryan big screen adaptation.

Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.

"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."

Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.

Sadly, for the most part the film can’t come close to justifying its ridiculousness.

You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.

Paw Patrol: The Movie is the only film I’ve ever seen in which there was three separate outbreaks of applause from the entire audience.

Gunn throws a lot at the wall with The Suicide Squad, and I mean a lot.

Another supposed crime against cinema has been rectified, I finally sat down to watch Bruce Lee’s magnum opus. And it was madness.

From Paris with Love is absolute rubbish, of course it is. And yet...

Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.

Burt Lancaster's Cross is a CIA operative who is hunted by his former protege, Alain Delon's Scorpio in Michael Winner's efficient thriller.

France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.

Sam Peckinpah enjoys a bit of on screen violence, he went on to direct the ultra controversial Straw Dogs two years after this beauty.

Set in a technologically controlled future, Grey, a technophobe, loses his wife and suffers paralysis in an attack early in the film.

Unhinged follows a young mother who upsets Russell Crowe early on in the film by honking her horn at him, which proves to be ill advised.

Although it is too long, Strange Days' world building, premise, and execution is enormously impressive.

Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.