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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Courier (2021)
The Courier is a fascinating story, but fails to live up to its exciting premise.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Outlaw Joesy Wales (1976)
By now, everyone's aware of my Eastwood infatuation. Suffice to say, The Outlaw Josey Wales is terrific.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


King of New York (1990)
King of New York is conceivably the most hilarious I've seen Christopher Walken since True Romance (1993).
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Tom Clancy's Without Remorse (2021)
It passes a couple of hours without really doing a huge amount.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Run Lola Run (1998)
Run Lola Run is a madcap experimental thriller with a constant pulsing techno score which adds to the madness.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Top Gun (1984)
Everything in the film that makes you laugh (and there’s plenty), you know Scott has placed it all there firmly tongue in cheek.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Aladdin (1992)
Inspired by the 1940 film The Thief Of Bagdad, Aladdin remains one Disney's finest films.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Deep Cover (1992)
Deep Cover is an unsung gem of the nineties, and if you’ve got time, you should add it to your Christmas list.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


The Bad Guys (2022)
This is a sharp, well-scripted and thoroughly enjoyable affair.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Saboteur (1942)
Hitchcock’s utterly brilliant black and white neo-noir thriller goes somewhat under the rader these days.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Harder They Fall (2021)
Jeymes Samuel’s western aims to right the wrongs of older westerns by offering a more accurate cultural portrayal of the Wild West.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Scarface (1932)
Howard Hawks’ significant gangster pic was a comment upon the US government's lack of action against the gangster influence on society.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Once again I walked out of a Matrix sequel disagreeing with everyone else.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Hotel Mumbai (2018)
Maras has made this and put his own stamp on the film making itself, and this is an excellent debut feature.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Wonderland (2003)
Val Kilmer reminds you of how good he could be as John Holmes, one of the most successful porn stars of all time.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Blackhat (2015)
Michael Mann yet again proves his genius even if Blackhat is one of his slightly less brilliant offerings.
Nov 19, 20232 min read
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