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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
Dec 31, 20254 min read


Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025)
We finally get the full, unfiltered cut of Kill Bill, as Tarantino always wanted. And it's brilliant.
Dec 9, 20253 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 14, 20253 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read


F1 (2025)
F1 should simply not work. And yet, somehow, it really does.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 2, 20254 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 5, 20253 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 24, 20254 min read


The Amateur (2025)
James Hawes' The Amateur does precisely what is says on the tin.
Apr 19, 20252 min read


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 26, 20253 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)
Thankfully, Michael Bay left the Bad Boys franchise after 2003's truly appalling Bad Boys II. A sequel to 1995's original seemed...
Jun 9, 20243 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read
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