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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


8mm (1999)
Cage's private detective Tom risks his marriage to take on what initially seems to be a case of missing persons.
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Narc (2002)
Nick is a suspended undercover officer who is blackmailed into hunting down the individual that murdered a young police officer.
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Wimbledon (2004)
Veteran Brit tennis player Peter Colt playing in his last tournament before retirement, falls in love with fellow player Lizzy Bradbury.
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A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
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The Plains (2023)
Can a three-hour art-house piece set almost entirely in a car be any good? Yes, emphatically.
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Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
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Air (2023)
Matt Damon is a Nike executive who thought up the idea of getting Michael Jordan to sign for Nike and promote a new Basketball trainer.
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Pacifiction (2023)
Albert Serra's latest film was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes last year, and we've had to wait almost a year to get it here.
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The Guest (2014)
A mysterious man turns up at the house of the Petersons, a family who have recently lost their son/brother Celeb to the war.
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1976 (2023)
A wealthy and elegant woman is drawn into Chile's anti-Pinochet resistance.
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Route 9 (1998)
Two small-town cops happen upon a drug deal gone wrong with his partner, where there's no survivors and plenty of cash...
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Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Three magazine employees set out to interview a man who placed an advert in a newspaper seeking a companion to join him in time travel.
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