top of page
THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Rye Lane (2023)
Dom has just lost his long time girlfriend to his best friend, and is heard crying in a toilet cubical by Vivian Oparah’s Ya. Sparks fly...
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


EO (2023)
The titular character is a donkey that we follow over a period of time as he passes from owner to owner, some nice, some absolutely not.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (2023)
Kelly Fremon Craig's adaptation of Judy Blume's 1970 novel is a lovely affair, and stars Abby Ryder Fortson as the titular character.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Plains (2023)
Can a three-hour art-house piece set almost entirely in a car be any good? Yes, emphatically.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Air (2023)
Matt Damon is a Nike executive who thought up the idea of getting Michael Jordan to sign for Nike and promote a new Basketball trainer.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Pacifiction (2023)
Albert Serra's latest film was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes last year, and we've had to wait almost a year to get it here.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


1976 (2023)
A wealthy and elegant woman is drawn into Chile's anti-Pinochet resistance.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Jason Statham's latest exploits with enormous sharks is overseen by Ben Wheatley; surprising, but entertaining.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Babylon (2023)
Babylon is Damian Chazelle's most ambitious work to date, spanning decades of depravity in Hollywood.
Sep 2, 20233 min read


Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
The IMF have to track down two parts of a connecting key that is also being hunted by an AI 'entity' in the franchise's seventh outing.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
A reboot of the popular kids series produced by Seth Rogan is really rather good.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Infinity Pool (2023)
Brandon Cronenberg builds on the promise of his first two features, Antiviral (2012) and Possessor (2020) with this satirical nightmare.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Barbie (2023)
Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land....
Aug 15, 20233 min read


Oppenheimer (2023)
Nolan's latest is a biopic of J. Robert Oppenheimer in the vein of Pablo Larrain's Jackie (2016) or Oliver Hirschbie's Downfall (2004)...
Aug 15, 20233 min read


BlackBerry (2023)
Loosely adapted from Losing the Signal: The Untold Story Behind the Extraordinary Rise and Spectacular Fall of BlackBerry by Jacquie McNish.
Aug 15, 20231 min read


The Covenant (2023)
The Covenant is a real mishmash of a film, and can't quite decide what it wants to be.
Aug 2, 20232 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER










bottom of page


