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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Ferrari (2023)
Michael Mann's biopic of Enzo Ferrari finally reaches us, nearly twenty five years after it was originally pitched.
Dec 28, 20233 min read


The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read


A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read
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Along the Coast [Du Côté De La Côte] (1958)
Agnes Varda's laugh out loud documentary short combines wit and information to paint an innovative portrait of the Côte d'Azur.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


The Grinch (2018)
Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read


May December (2023)
Todd Haynes, as you may have predicted, unleashes one of 2023's best films.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Making Christmas Crackers (1910)
Clocking in at just over a slight six minutes, this fascinating document depicts workers making Christmas crackers over a century ago.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Black Christmas (1974)
I was surprised and thrilled at how terrific Bob Clark’s horror is.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.
Dec 8, 20232 min read


Detour (1945)
Detour is a wonderful reminder of the Noirs of the thirties and fourties.
Dec 6, 20232 min read


Christmas Evil (1980)
Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.
Dec 6, 20232 min read


The Old Oak (2023)
Ken Loach completes his Broken Britain trilogy in fine fettle.
Dec 6, 20233 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read
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