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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Barbie (2023)
Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land....
Aug 15, 20233 min read


Oppenheimer (2023)
Nolan's latest is a biopic of J. Robert Oppenheimer in the vein of Pablo Larrain's Jackie (2016) or Oliver Hirschbie's Downfall (2004)...
Aug 15, 20233 min read


The Senator (2017)
The Senator focuses on the key moment of Ted Kennedy's life that resulted in the death of a young girl.
Aug 15, 20232 min read


Rich and Strange (1931)
One of Hitchcock's earlier talkies, Rich and Strange stars Henry Kendell and Joan Barry who embark on a cruise together.
Aug 15, 20231 min read


BlackBerry (2023)
Loosely adapted from Losing the Signal: The Untold Story Behind the Extraordinary Rise and Spectacular Fall of BlackBerry by Jacquie McNish.
Aug 15, 20231 min read


Moonlighting (1982)
This is a terrific little film, small in both scope and incident, yet utterly compelling from start to finish.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon, perhaps under the full control of the Coen brothers, had the promise to become a ballerdian utopian drama, but fails badly.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Surrogates (2009)
It's up to Bruce Willis to save humanity once more in Jonathan Mostow's sci-fi thriller, based on the 2005-05 graphic novel The Surrogates.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
Before The Devil Knows You're Dead is truly gripping, and it's to the script's credit that it keeps you completely involved.
Aug 2, 20231 min read


Sphere (1998)
Derided on its release twenty-five years ago, Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel is certainly not without flaws...
Aug 2, 20232 min read


The Covenant (2023)
The Covenant is a real mishmash of a film, and can't quite decide what it wants to be.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


God's Creatures (2023)
God's Creatures is good but not great, solid but not spectacular, with very good performances from all involved, especially Emily Watson.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Evil Dead Rise is well made and it’s certainly not terrible, but neither is it anywhere near as good as it needs to be.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Godland (2023)
Godland is easily the most beautiful film of the year so far, not just for its visual substance...
Aug 2, 20231 min read
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