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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


1976 (2023)
A wealthy and elegant woman is drawn into Chile's anti-Pinochet resistance.
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Route 9 (1998)
Two small-town cops happen upon a drug deal gone wrong with his partner, where there's no survivors and plenty of cash...
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Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Three magazine employees set out to interview a man who placed an advert in a newspaper seeking a companion to join him in time travel.
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Jason Statham's latest exploits with enormous sharks is overseen by Ben Wheatley; surprising, but entertaining.
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Babylon (2023)
Babylon is Damian Chazelle's most ambitious work to date, spanning decades of depravity in Hollywood.
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7500 (2019)
Named after the emergency code for a plane hijacking, there's no prizes for guessing the plot of Amazon's cockpit thriller....
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Enduring Love (2004)
After a hot air balloon accident, Joe is stalked by another one of the survivors from that day.
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
The IMF have to track down two parts of a connecting key that is also being hunted by an AI 'entity' in the franchise's seventh outing.
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Patriots Day (2016)
Peter Berg's depiction of the Boston marathon bombings is effective and poignant.
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Moonfall (2022)
A mysterious force has thrown the moon out of orbit and, surprise surprise, it's headed straight for Earth.
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Cypher (2002)
Morgan Sullivan tries to spice up his life by becoming an international super spy for a mysterious company in this sci-fi thriller.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
A reboot of the popular kids series produced by Seth Rogan is really rather good.
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Her Way (2021)
Laure Calamy is superb as a Strasbourg sex-worker who has to move job locations to a more dangerous scene in order to earn more money.
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Operation Mincemeat (2022)
Ben Macintyre’s book of the same name is the basis for this World War Two era drama, directed by Oscar winner John Madden.
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She Said (2022)
Maria Schrader's portrayal of how Harvey Weinstein was eventually outed is interesting and important, if slight.
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Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
This gorgeous feature follows 13-year-old Kiki as she moves to a seaside town with her talking cat, Jiji, to spend a year in training....
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Righteous Kill (2008)
Jon Avnet’s cop thriller seemingly exists solely to have Robert De Niro and Al Pacino reunited in a film together.
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Sonatine (1993)
Beat Takeshi's fourth feature may well be his masterpiece, mainly focusing on the events in between the violence of a group of yakuza.
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Infinity Pool (2023)
Brandon Cronenberg builds on the promise of his first two features, Antiviral (2012) and Possessor (2020) with this satirical nightmare.
Sep 2, 20232 min read
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