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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (2023)
Kelly Fremon Craig's adaptation of Judy Blume's 1970 novel is a lovely affair, and stars Abby Ryder Fortson as the titular character.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Foxy Brown (1974)
Pam Grier's Foxy Brown swears vengeance on the mob after her brother sells her boyfriend out to them, to relinquish an unpaid debt.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Rolling Thunder (1977)
A Vietnam veteran returns home and is treated like a hero until thugs break into his home and murder his family.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


The China Syndrome (1979)
A reporter gains permission to film the inside of a nuclear power station, and witness a near disaster whilst inside.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


The Omega Man (1971)
Charlton Heston stars as a pandemic survivor in 1975 Los Angeles, where biological warfare has decimated most of the planet.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


The Commuter (2018)
Liam Neeson as he punches his way through every carriage of a train in hunt of the person he needs to track down
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Holiday (2018)
Holiday follows the troublesome exploits of Sascha, who is forced into the inner ring of her new gangster boyfriend.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Street Kings (2008)
Keanu Reeves is a cop who becomes disillusioned after the death of his wife and is then accused of killing a fellow officer.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Shallow Hal (2001)
Jack Black's Hal spends his nights being rejected by various beautiful women at nightclubs with his friend Mauricio.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Flatliners (1990)
Kiefer Sutherland's Nelson is a medical student who wants to know what lies beyond death.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Bad Neighbours 2 (2016)
Sitting through my review will be much less painful than watching this film.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


8mm (1999)
Cage's private detective Tom risks his marriage to take on what initially seems to be a case of missing persons.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Narc (2002)
Nick is a suspended undercover officer who is blackmailed into hunting down the individual that murdered a young police officer.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Wimbledon (2004)
Veteran Brit tennis player Peter Colt playing in his last tournament before retirement, falls in love with fellow player Lizzy Bradbury.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Plains (2023)
Can a three-hour art-house piece set almost entirely in a car be any good? Yes, emphatically.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Air (2023)
Matt Damon is a Nike executive who thought up the idea of getting Michael Jordan to sign for Nike and promote a new Basketball trainer.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Pacifiction (2023)
Albert Serra's latest film was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes last year, and we've had to wait almost a year to get it here.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


The Guest (2014)
A mysterious man turns up at the house of the Petersons, a family who have recently lost their son/brother Celeb to the war.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
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