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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Batman Returns (1992)
Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Jingle All the Way (1996)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Unlawful Entry (1992)
After Ray Liotta's Police officer investigates a break in at a couples' house, he slowly becomes obsessed Madeline Stowe's Karen.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Croupier (1998)
Clive Owen stars in Mike Hodges' minimalist casino drama, also starring a wonderful Gina McKee.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Miami Blues (1990)
Alec Baldwin and Jennifer Jason Leigh do their best to inject some meaning into George Armitage's uneven comedy drama.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Beau Travail (1999)
Claire Denis' fascinating adaptation of Herman Melville's 1988 novel Billy Budd is really something.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Michael Collins (1996)
Liam Neeson gives one of his finest performances as the titular Irish freedom fighter and politician.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Extreme Measures (1996)
Hugh Grant in a medical thriller that shows no hint of comedy? It's surprisingly good as well.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Delicatessen (1991)
In post-apocalyptic France, Clapet is a butcher who owns a decrepit apartment building in which he rents out rooms to people.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Flatliners (1990)
Kiefer Sutherland's Nelson is a medical student who wants to know what lies beyond death.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


8mm (1999)
Cage's private detective Tom risks his marriage to take on what initially seems to be a case of missing persons.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Route 9 (1998)
Two small-town cops happen upon a drug deal gone wrong with his partner, where there's no survivors and plenty of cash...
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Sonatine (1993)
Beat Takeshi's fourth feature may well be his masterpiece, mainly focusing on the events in between the violence of a group of yakuza.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Sphere (1998)
Derided on its release twenty-five years ago, Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel is certainly not without flaws...
Aug 2, 20232 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER










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