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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Before Midnight (2013)
Richard Linklater's crowning trilogy comes to a spellbinding end.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Shiva Baby (2021)
Emma Seligman’s directorial debut, adapted from her 2018 short of the same name, was one of the best films of 2021.
Oct 1, 20232 min read




The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Once again, after 2016's bizarre Swiss Army Man, director Daniel Scheinert has come up trumps once more in the unconventional stakes.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
What an absolute blast the Top Gun sequel is.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Mystery Road (2013)
Ivan Sen's low-key thriller is probably best known from the more recent television series it spawned (2018-2022) which I haven't seen.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


No Time to Die (2021)
Craig's final outing as Bond once again nails the cliche that he'll be sorely missed in the role.
Sep 20, 20233 min read


Hidden Agenda (1990)
Hidden Agenda wouldn’t be the last time Ken Loach dealt with issues in Ireland...
Sep 20, 20231 min read


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Climax (2018)
Gaspar Noe can be fascinatingly superb (Irreversible [2002]) but also infuriatingly dull (Love 3D [2015]). Climax is absolutely the former.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Bean (1997)
One Man. One Masterpiece. One Very Big Mistake. Was the tagline for Bean. And, it kinda is.
Sep 17, 20232 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Based on the true life exploits of Frank Morris (Eastwood) an inmate of Alcatraz in 1962.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Rio Bravo (1959)
Another Howard Hawks masterpiece, starring John Wayne.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Aftersun (2022)
Charlotte Wells’ quite exceptional debut feature is heavily autobiographical, drawing on her own relationship with her dad.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Ruben Ostlund’s latest feature won him his second Palm d’Or prize at Cannes this year and it’s easy to see why the jury enjoyed this one.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Apollo 10 1/2 (2022)
Richard Linklater's partial biopic is a wonderful depiction of possibility and childhood dreams.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Bergman Island (2022)
Mia Hanson-Love’s seventh full-length film isn’t simply a two-hour homage to the films of Ingmar Bergman as its title may suggest.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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