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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Funny Pages (2022)
The story of a teenage cartoonist who rejects the comforts of his own life in search of purpose and soul behind his work.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Forgvien (2022)
The Forgiven is an odd film to classify, but I have to say that I laughed consistently throughout at least two thirds of the film.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Barbarian (2022)
The majority of critics found much to like here, I thought it curtailed quite dreadfully.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Wonka (2023)
After months of pleading, I finally persuaded my daughter to see Wonka with me.
Jan 28, 20244 min read


The Holdovers (2024)
Alexander Payne returns to film-making with his finest piece of work since Sideways (2004). And that's saying something.
Jan 27, 20245 min read


Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)
Set as a prequel to the original Despicable Me trilogy, we follow a young Gru as he attempts to become a part of the infamous ‘Vicious 6’.
Jan 23, 20242 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
George Miller has apparently been wanting to make this film for years.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)
This has been screening now for many, many months in theaters, and is also now out on Blu-ray and DVD. I saw this at a Movies 4 Juniors...
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Society of the Snow (2023)
J.A Bayona's account of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crash and its survivors in the Andes in 1972 is a tour de force.
Jan 12, 20243 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Judas and the Black Messiah (2021)
King tells the true story of William O'Neal, a petty criminal who avoids jail time by agreeing to an FBI plea deal.
Jan 1, 20242 min read


Archive (2021)
Fans of Duncan Jones' sci-fi masterpiece Moon (2009), or Alex Garland's Ex Machina (2014) will feel in eerily familiar territory here.
Jan 1, 20241 min read




Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Azor (2021)
This is fantastic schooling in low-key effectiveness.
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Leonoro Addio (2022)
This is Director Paolo Taviani’s first solo film as director since the death of his brother and film making partner Vittorio.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
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