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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read




Doctor Sleep: Director's Cut (2019)
The director’s cut is three hours long, and Flanagan proves that taking the time to tell a story in this instance is preferable.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


A Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018)
Bi Gan’s mesmeric tale of a man, Luo, who returns to his hometown shortly after the death of his Father, is split into two differing halves.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Wild Goose Lake (2019)
Diao Yinan follows up his Berlin Golden Bear win for Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014) with this stylish neo-noir thriller.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The House That Jack Built (2018)
This is the most interesting Lars Von Trier has been in a long time.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Greed (2019)
Fashion mogul Sir Richard McCreadie (Steve Coogan) prepares a ludicrously lavish and over the top 60th birthday party in Mykonos.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Zama (2017)
Zama is an officer of the Spanish crown, attempting to return to his family in Lerma from the town he is currently based in.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Hotel Mumbai (2018)
Maras has made this and put his own stamp on the film making itself, and this is an excellent debut feature.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Wildfire (2018)
It's a shame we haven't seen Paul Dano behind the camera more often, although I guess it's early days.
Nov 19, 20231 min read




Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4 has the right ideas in place, but succesfully impementing them for a fourth time proves tricky.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Blackhat (2015)
Michael Mann yet again proves his genius even if Blackhat is one of his slightly less brilliant offerings.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The Great Beauty (2013)
Viewed by many as Paulo Sorrentino’s magnum opus, The Great Beauty won the Oscar for best foreign language film in 2014.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
I have literally no idea what happened in this movie.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Black '47 (2018)
The famine in Ireland in the late 1840’s is not a subject that has often been put to film. Lance Daly reminds us of the period's horrors.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The Square (2017)
Winner of the Palme d'Or in 2017, The Square is a fascinating experience.
Nov 16, 20231 min read


20th Century Women (2016)
An excellent reminder of why Annette Benning is simply wonderful in every respect.
Nov 12, 20231 min read
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