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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Tom Holland admirably tries to keep Spider-Man alive, but Marvel's formula insists on dragging him back down.
Jul 315 min read
The Invite (2026)
The Invite might be an uncomfortable dinner party farce, yet ends as something surprisingly heartfelt, thanks to four actors working at the top of their game.
Jul 303 min read
The Odyssey (2026)
The Odyssey falls short of greatness, but its ambition dwarfs almost everything modern blockbuster cinema has to offer right now.
Jul 296 min read
Minions & Monsters (2026)
A gloriously unexpected love letter to Old Hollywood, Minions & Monsters proves there is still life left in the little yellow icons.
Jul 163 min read
The After (2023)
David Oyelowo anchors an assured debut that captures the lonely reality of life after tragedy.
Jul 153 min read
Toy Story 5 (2026)
Toy Story 5's final third evokes everything you loved about Toy Story. The frustrating part is having to sit through the first hour to get there. There were many legitimate questions asked when Toy Story 4 (2019) was announced. After the arguably perfect ending to a perfect trilogy with Toy Story 3 (2010), there was surely no other reason for another addition to the franchise other than monetary, of course. Toy Story 4 was fine, to a point, but it didn’t add a huge amount t
Jul 64 min read
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