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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
F1 (2025)
F1 should simply not work. And yet, somehow, it really does.
Jul 23, 20253 min read
The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 23, 20253 min read
Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 11, 20252 min read
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read
Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 8, 20252 min read
Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 3, 20253 min read
28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 2, 20254 min read
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