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I hadn't seen Gladiator for nineteen years, and I've wondered for a long time whether I would hold it in the same high regard on a re-watch.

Paul Verhoeven returns to his native Netherlands after two decades directing English language films in this World War II thriller.

For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.

Everything in the film that makes you laugh (and there’s plenty), you know Scott has placed it all there firmly tongue in cheek.

Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.

You simply cannot accuse Pier Paolo Pasolini of being a boring film maker and playing it safe.

Once again I walked out of a Matrix sequel disagreeing with everyone else.

The famine in Ireland in the late 1840’s is not a subject that has often been put to film. Lance Daly reminds us of the period's horrors.

Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.

Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.

Terminator 3 remains the best of (an admittedly not very good) the rest after Terminator and T2 in the Schwarzeneffer lead franchise.

Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).

Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.

Dead Presidents is probably one of the best films of the 90's that you might not have heard of.

"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."

Bitter Lake is a harrowing, and staggering exploration of Saudi Arabia's relationship with the U.S, reaching back as far as the 1950's.

Greyhound is hugely enjoyable, very well acted, with some excellent action set pieces.

Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.

Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.