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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 244 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read


Blitz (2024)
Steve McQueen's latest is solid but unexpectedly slight.
Dec 7, 20242 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


Lee (2024)
The astonishing tale of Lee Harper, an American model turned photographer who became a war correspondent during World War II.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


The Thin Red Line (1998)
The Thin Red Line is efficient and effective in its approach although it is perhaps a method that in the end prevents it from greatness.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
For the most part, Flags Of Our Fathers is Eastwood performing at his consistently top level.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Hope and Glory (1987)
I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Redacted (2007)
De Palma’s film caused no end of controversy in the U.S.A, mainly for portraying the U.S Army in a negative light.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Ironclad (2011)
Set amongst the settling dust of the Magna Carta signing, King John decides to renegade on the agreement and retake control of his country.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Southern Comfort (1981)
During the Vietnam war, a squad of National Guardsmen take part in a military training exercise in the deep swamps of Louisiana.
Jan 1, 20242 min read
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