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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There’s not much, if anything that needs to be added to the discussion over John Huston’s masterful 1941 neo noir thriller.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


The Consequences of Love (2004)
Paulo Sorrentino’s second feature stars Sorrentino regular Toni Servillo as a man living a seemingly arduoust life in a Swiss hotel.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read




Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Power of the Dog (2021)
Jane Campion has produced something utterly engrossing, truly beautiful and genuinely gripping,
Nov 25, 20232 min read


Boiling Point (2021)
Stephen Graham plays the head chef of a London restaurant, a man who’s struggling with personal problems that have begun to affect his work.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The Wild Goose Lake (2019)
Diao Yinan follows up his Berlin Golden Bear win for Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014) with this stylish neo-noir thriller.
Nov 25, 20232 min read


The House That Jack Built (2018)
This is the most interesting Lars Von Trier has been in a long time.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
Herzog’s eye for creating a deeply atmospherical and tension filled setting is astonishing.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Deep Cover (1992)
Deep Cover is an unsung gem of the nineties, and if you’ve got time, you should add it to your Christmas list.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Hollowman (2000)
Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. A Paul Verhoeven directed film that I didn’t think was at the very least terrific.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Saboteur (1942)
Hitchcock’s utterly brilliant black and white neo-noir thriller goes somewhat under the rader these days.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Inherent Vice (2014)
I really enjoyed Inherent Vice on first viewing, but was slightly confused as to why the trailer depicted it as an out and out comedy.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Funeral (1996)
Abel Ferrara’s alternate take on the genre is one that deserves a wider audience than it probably gets.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


The Good Shepard (2006)
Loosely based on an espionage escapade that led to the formation of the CIA, The Good Shepard was released to fairly mixed reviews.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Amadeus: Director's Cut (1984)
I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


The Harder They Fall (2021)
Jeymes Samuel’s western aims to right the wrongs of older westerns by offering a more accurate cultural portrayal of the Wild West.
Nov 20, 20231 min read
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