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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Manxman (1928)
If you haven’t ever checked out Hitchcock's early work in silent cinema, this is a great place to start.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Good Luck to you, Leo Grande (2022)
A two hander played in a superbly low key fashion by Emma Thompson and Daryl McCormack.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis remains one of the most important films ever made.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


Miami Vice (2004)
Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alfie (1966)
About thirty seconds into Alfie, I couldn’t help but laugh at how it would be received if released today.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Passages (2023)
Ira Sachs' new film is a tale of love, heartbreak, and piercing narcissism in Paris.
Oct 28, 20233 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Ain't Them Bodies Saints (2013)
Bob takes the fall for the crime of lover Ruth and is incarcerated as a result, therefore missing the birth of his daughter.
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Nightmare Alley (2022)
Guillermo del Toro returns after his Oscar winning triumph The Shape Of Water (2017) with a remake of the 1947 Edmund Goulding film.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Before Midnight (2013)
Richard Linklater's crowning trilogy comes to a spellbinding end.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Proof of Life (2000)
Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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