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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Caligula: Uncut Edition (1979)
Caligula dances the tightrope between art and porn before diving headfirst into a pit of filth.
Feb 24, 20244 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Dr. No (1962)
There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


The Searchers (1956)
The Searchers is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made. Although it's great, this is a claim too far.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jade (1995)
William Friedkin's erotic thriller has been battered by critics and audiences alike down the years.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read


Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Love Actually (2003)
For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read


A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read


The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Frequently held up as the finest of the Batman animated films, this is also a key feature in the future films of the franchise.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read
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