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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Hamnet (2026)
Chloe Zhao's adaptation of Maggie O'Farrell's novel has simply bowled over critics and audiences alike.
Jan 213 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025)
James Griffiths gentle comedy is one of the finest of this year, with a brilliant performance at its centre from Tim Key.
Dec 8, 20252 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 14, 20253 min read


F1 (2025)
F1 should simply not work. And yet, somehow, it really does.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


The End (2025)
Joshua Oppenheimer turns to music to portray a post-apocalyptic, impressive, bizarre and frustrating work.
Jun 10, 20252 min read


Parthenope (2025)
Paulo Sorrentino returns to Naples once again after his partially autobiographical The Hand of God (2021), with Parthenope.
May 27, 20253 min read


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 2, 20254 min read


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 11, 20253 min read


Nosferatu (2025)
Robert Eggers's remake of FW Murnau’s 1922 German expressionist silent film is, as you'd imagine, quite something.
Jan 9, 20252 min read


The Delinquents (2024)
Rodrigo Moreno's slow burning heist drama thriller (of sorts) is one of the most intriguing films of this year.
Nov 29, 20243 min read


Anora (2024)
Sean Baker's latest film has already won the Palme d'Or at Cannes, and should find itself with more accolades in the new year.
Nov 28, 20242 min read


Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
Todd Phillips' follow up to his 2019 hit eventually succumbs to its own lack of necessity, but is not without merit.
Oct 13, 20243 min read


The Bikeriders (2024)
Based on a photo-book of the same name, Jeff Nichols latest film pulls great performances from its cast with not much plot pull from.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Hit Man (2024)
Richard Linklater's latest film sees him at his most playful.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


The Beast (2024)
Bertrand Bonello's latest release does indeed, as claimed by many, almost defy classification.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


Challengers (2024)
I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...
Apr 28, 20243 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read
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