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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Heretic (2024)
Hugh Grant's late career renaissance continues in this religious psychological thriller.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Longlegs (2024)
Another 'horror' film arrives, claiming to be one of the greatest of the decade. It's not, but neither is it a dud.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Jagged Edge (1986)
I’m a sucker for a Joe Eszterhas script. But this isn't quite up there with his finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Psycho (1960)
There’s only so much you can say about Psycho before you simply start repeating all the superlatives that have come before.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


The Vanishing (1988)
Sluizer’s film is gripping from start to finish, Hitchcockian at times in its delivery and suspense.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read
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