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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Bergman Island (2022)
Mia Hanson-Love’s seventh full-length film isn’t simply a two-hour homage to the films of Ingmar Bergman as its title may suggest.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Enys Men (2023)
Mark Jenkin returns with his follow up to his debut masterpiece Bait (2019) with this eerie folk chiller.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Enemy (2013)
Jake Gyllenhaal is terrific in the dual roles of two different people who are physically identical.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Victoria (2015)
Schipper’s film is genuinely one take, filmed over a two and half hour period one morning in Berlin, and is sensational.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Changeling (2008)
Based on true events, Angelina Jolie stars as Christine Collins, whose son Walter disappears while she is out one day.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Flatliners (1990)
Kiefer Sutherland's Nelson is a medical student who wants to know what lies beyond death.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


8mm (1999)
Cage's private detective Tom risks his marriage to take on what initially seems to be a case of missing persons.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Pacifiction (2023)
Albert Serra's latest film was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes last year, and we've had to wait almost a year to get it here.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


The Guest (2014)
A mysterious man turns up at the house of the Petersons, a family who have recently lost their son/brother Celeb to the war.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
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