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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Frequently held up as the finest of the Batman animated films, this is also a key feature in the future films of the franchise.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read


No Sudden Move (2021)
Since Steven Soderbergh retired back in 2013, he's managed to direct at least five full length films.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read


Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Despite Roman Polanski’s infamous horror being widely regarded as one of the best horror films of all time, it suffers from its ending.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


The Vanishing (1988)
Sluizer’s film is gripping from start to finish, Hitchcockian at times in its delivery and suspense.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Hollywoodland (2006)
Unfortunately for Hollywoodland, the film that it most reminds you of is L.A Confidential (1997), which is never going to help your case.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Moonage Daydream (2022)
The best way to approach Moonage Daydream is to simply let it engulf you in the same way Bowie’s music does.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Doctor Sleep: Director's Cut (2019)
The director’s cut is three hours long, and Flanagan proves that taking the time to tell a story in this instance is preferable.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


A Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018)
Bi Gan’s mesmeric tale of a man, Luo, who returns to his hometown shortly after the death of his Father, is split into two differing halves.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There’s not much, if anything that needs to be added to the discussion over John Huston’s masterful 1941 neo noir thriller.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Consequences of Love (2004)
Paulo Sorrentino’s second feature stars Sorrentino regular Toni Servillo as a man living a seemingly arduoust life in a Swiss hotel.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read
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