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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Uncut Gems (2020)
Uncut Gems is one of the most stressful films I can remember seeing.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Minor Premise (2020)
I do like a good low budget sci-fi, and there's been some top drawer ones in the last few years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Zola (2021)
Based on a viral twitter thread from 2015 involving Aziah ‘Zola’ King, this is truly original film making.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Sound of Metal (2021)
Riz Ahmed has been a wonderful presence in the film world for a while now; but this is him at the peak of his powers.
Oct 1, 20231 min read




The Quiet Girl (2022)
Nine year old Cáit is sent to live at a distant cousins house for the summer in rural Waterford, Ireland.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Delicatessen (1991)
In post-apocalyptic France, Clapet is a butcher who owns a decrepit apartment building in which he rents out rooms to people.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Holiday (2018)
Holiday follows the troublesome exploits of Sascha, who is forced into the inner ring of her new gangster boyfriend.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Plains (2023)
Can a three-hour art-house piece set almost entirely in a car be any good? Yes, emphatically.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Three magazine employees set out to interview a man who placed an advert in a newspaper seeking a companion to join him in time travel.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
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