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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
Nov 123 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 262 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
Sep 73 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 84 min read


Bring Her Back (2025)
Directors Danny and Michael Phillipou build on the enormous promise they hinted at in Talk To Me with this horribly effective chiller.
Aug 62 min read


The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 233 min read


Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 82 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 24 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 244 min read


Nosferatu (2025)
Robert Eggers's remake of FW Murnau’s 1922 German expressionist silent film is, as you'd imagine, quite something.
Jan 92 min read


Heretic (2024)
Hugh Grant's late career renaissance continues in this religious psychological thriller.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Starve Acre (2024)
British folk-horror is a well worn genre by now, and Starve Acre is a decent enough entry into the genre.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Longlegs (2024)
Another 'horror' film arrives, claiming to be one of the greatest of the decade. It's not, but neither is it a dud.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


MaXXXine (2024)
Ti West's slasher/horror trilogy comes to a close with potentially its finest moment yet.
Aug 2, 20243 min read




Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read
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