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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Vast of Night (2021)
Made for peanuts ($700,000) Andrew Patterson’s only credited work in film thus far is a decent stab at capturing the unknown.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Greyhound (2020)
Greyhound is hugely enjoyable, very well acted, with some excellent action set pieces.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Lovelace (2013)
A partial biopic of the rise to fame of Linda Lovelace, and the appalling treatment she received and the hands of the industry.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Hidden Agenda (1990)
Hidden Agenda wouldn’t be the last time Ken Loach dealt with issues in Ireland...
Sep 20, 20231 min read


Silence (2016)
Martin Scorsese's passion project took him years to get to the screen, and it was seen by few on release after receiving a mixed response.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Based on the true life exploits of Frank Morris (Eastwood) an inmate of Alcatraz in 1962.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Fabelmans (2023)
The Fabelmans is based Steven Spielberg's own childhood and introduction to film in post-war America, an intriguing premise....
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Changeling (2008)
Based on true events, Angelina Jolie stars as Christine Collins, whose son Walter disappears while she is out one day.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Flesh + Blood (1985)
Paul Verhoeven’s first film in the English language bores all the hallmarks of the Dutch director.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


1976 (2023)
A wealthy and elegant woman is drawn into Chile's anti-Pinochet resistance.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Babylon (2023)
Babylon is Damian Chazelle's most ambitious work to date, spanning decades of depravity in Hollywood.
Sep 2, 20233 min read


Patriots Day (2016)
Peter Berg's depiction of the Boston marathon bombings is effective and poignant.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Operation Mincemeat (2022)
Ben Macintyre’s book of the same name is the basis for this World War Two era drama, directed by Oscar winner John Madden.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


She Said (2022)
Maria Schrader's portrayal of how Harvey Weinstein was eventually outed is interesting and important, if slight.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Oppenheimer (2023)
Nolan's latest is a biopic of J. Robert Oppenheimer in the vein of Pablo Larrain's Jackie (2016) or Oliver Hirschbie's Downfall (2004)...
Aug 15, 20233 min read


The Senator (2017)
The Senator focuses on the key moment of Ted Kennedy's life that resulted in the death of a young girl.
Aug 15, 20232 min read


Godland (2023)
Godland is easily the most beautiful film of the year so far, not just for its visual substance...
Aug 2, 20231 min read
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