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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Raising many eyebrows when it won the Oscar for Best Picture, John Madden’s film is a trudge through a dull love story.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Spencer (2021)
Spencer is wrapped together as tightly as Diana herself; your heart is in your mouth for much of the film as you worry what’s coming next.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Scarface (1932)
Howard Hawks’ significant gangster pic was a comment upon the US government's lack of action against the gangster influence on society.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Hotel Mumbai (2018)
Maras has made this and put his own stamp on the film making itself, and this is an excellent debut feature.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Martin Eden (2021)
Based on Jack London's 1909 novel, Pietro Marcello's adaptation transposes the story from California to Naples, with stunning effect.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Black '47 (2018)
The famine in Ireland in the late 1840’s is not a subject that has often been put to film. Lance Daly reminds us of the period's horrors.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


One Night in Miami (2021)
One Night in Miami portrays a fictional meeting between some rather important historical figures back in 1964.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2021)
Despite the performances and the glorious look of the film, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom is somewhat of a disappointment.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


HyperNormalisation (2016)
Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dear Comrades! (2021)
Dear Comrades! is an exceptional portrayal of a little known Soviet atrocity.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alexander: The Final Cut (2007)
Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
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