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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2021)
Despite the performances and the glorious look of the film, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom is somewhat of a disappointment.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


HyperNormalisation (2016)
Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dear Comrades! (2021)
Dear Comrades! is an exceptional portrayal of a little known Soviet atrocity.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alexander: The Final Cut (2007)
Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Burial (2023)
At the ripe old age of seventy seven, Tommy Lee Jones continues to sink his teeth into admittedly less frequent appearances on our screen.
Oct 14, 20232 min read




Stillwater (2021)
Very loosely based on the Amanda Knox case, Matt Damon travels to France where his daughter has been incarcerated for the last five years.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Mesrine: Parts 1&2 (2008)
France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Bitter Lake (2015)
Bitter Lake is a harrowing, and staggering exploration of Saudi Arabia's relationship with the U.S, reaching back as far as the 1950's.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Mank (2020)
Mank focuses on the story of Herman J. Mankiewicz, the man hired by Orson Welles to write the screenplay for Citizen Kane (1941).
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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