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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Making Christmas Crackers (1910)
Clocking in at just over a slight six minutes, this fascinating document depicts workers making Christmas crackers over a century ago.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Gladiator (2000)
I hadn't seen Gladiator for nineteen years, and I've wondered for a long time whether I would hold it in the same high regard on a re-watch.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Apocalypto (2006)
Gibson has learnt lessons from Braveheart, and proves that he really is a director to be reckoned with when he is this focused.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Blonde (2022)
Blonde is one of the most harrowing films I’ve seen in a while, as well as being bold, and flawed.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Moonage Daydream (2022)
The best way to approach Moonage Daydream is to simply let it engulf you in the same way Bowie’s music does.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Black Book (2006)
Paul Verhoeven returns to his native Netherlands after two decades directing English language films in this World War II thriller.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Courier (2021)
The Courier is a fascinating story, but fails to live up to its exciting premise.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read




The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
Herzog’s eye for creating a deeply atmospherical and tension filled setting is astonishing.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2022)
The story of Tammy Faye and her husband Jim is not one that is unknown in contemporary society but it is one that had managed to pass me by.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Zama (2017)
Zama is an officer of the Spanish crown, attempting to return to his family in Lerma from the town he is currently based in.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Amadeus: Director's Cut (1984)
I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
You simply cannot accuse Pier Paolo Pasolini of being a boring film maker and playing it safe.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Raising many eyebrows when it won the Oscar for Best Picture, John Madden’s film is a trudge through a dull love story.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Spencer (2021)
Spencer is wrapped together as tightly as Diana herself; your heart is in your mouth for much of the film as you worry what’s coming next.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read
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