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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
5 days ago2 min read


The Score (2001)
Frank Oz’s film sits higher on the list of heist movies than it had any right to.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Bad Guys (2022)
This is a sharp, well-scripted and thoroughly enjoyable affair.
Nov 21, 20231 min read




The Town (2010)
Ben Affleck takes the themes of bank robbery and heists, and combines them very nicely with family issues and values.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022)
Rian Johnson’s eagerly awaited sequel to his hugely enjoyable 2019 murder mystery Knives Out is half excellent, half drivel.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Good Thief (2002)
Neil Jordan’s remake of Bob le flambeur (1955) stars Nick Nolte as a heroin addled retired thief plotting one last job on a casino.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read
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