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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


I, Tonya (2017)
Craig Gillespie’s partial biopic of American figure skater Tonya Harding is impressive, tragic, and at times highly amusing.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (2023)
Kelly Fremon Craig's adaptation of Judy Blume's 1970 novel is a lovely affair, and stars Abby Ryder Fortson as the titular character.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


The Plains (2023)
Can a three-hour art-house piece set almost entirely in a car be any good? Yes, emphatically.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Elemental (2023)
Disney/Pixar's latest film has unfairly been on the receiving end of some pretty lukewarm reviews.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


The Guest (2014)
A mysterious man turns up at the house of the Petersons, a family who have recently lost their son/brother Celeb to the war.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Her Way (2021)
Laure Calamy is superb as a Strasbourg sex-worker who has to move job locations to a more dangerous scene in order to earn more money.
Sep 2, 20232 min read
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