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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Starve Acre (2024)
British folk-horror is a well worn genre by now, and Starve Acre is a decent enough entry into the genre.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


The Bikeriders (2024)
Based on a photo-book of the same name, Jeff Nichols latest film pulls great performances from its cast with not much plot pull from.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Inside Out 2 (2024)
One of Pixar's most critically acclaimed films gets an almost inevitable sequel.
Jun 23, 20242 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Daughter of the Nile (1987)
Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.
Feb 22, 20241 min read


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.
Feb 21, 20242 min read


Nitram (2022)
Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Hope and Glory (1987)
I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The 33 (2015)
Patricia Riggen’s film ticks all the boxes you might expect for a true-life disaster film.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


In Bed with Victoria (2016)
This was the first of Justine Triet’s films that I’ve seen, and on this form I will be checking out the rest of her back catalogue ASAP.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)
This has been screening now for many, many months in theaters, and is also now out on Blu-ray and DVD. I saw this at a Movies 4 Juniors...
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


The Searchers (1956)
The Searchers is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made. Although it's great, this is a claim too far.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read
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