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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 113 min read


Challengers (2024)
I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...
Apr 28, 20243 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


Body of Evidence (1993)
Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Jade (1995)
William Friedkin's erotic thriller has been battered by critics and audiences alike down the years.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Jagged Edge (1986)
I’m a sucker for a Joe Eszterhas script. But this isn't quite up there with his finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


American Gigolo (1980)
Richard Gere plays Richard Gere, or Julian, a male escort if you prefer, who is framed for the murder of an ex-client. So far, so Gere.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Someone to Watch Over Me (1987)
As far as erotic thrillers go, this one had a lot to live up to after viewings of Sea Of Love (1989) and In The Cut (2003) the previous...
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Unlawful Entry (1992)
After Ray Liotta's Police officer investigates a break in at a couples' house, he slowly becomes obsessed Madeline Stowe's Karen.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Deep Water (2022)
A barrage of infidelity and violence is probably many people's idea of heaven, but Adrian Lynch surprisingly fails to make it work.
Sep 10, 20232 min read
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