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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Funny Pages (2022)
The story of a teenage cartoonist who rejects the comforts of his own life in search of purpose and soul behind his work.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Forgvien (2022)
The Forgiven is an odd film to classify, but I have to say that I laughed consistently throughout at least two thirds of the film.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Redacted (2007)
De Palma’s film caused no end of controversy in the U.S.A, mainly for portraying the U.S Army in a negative light.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The 33 (2015)
Patricia Riggen’s film ticks all the boxes you might expect for a true-life disaster film.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Barbarian (2022)
The majority of critics found much to like here, I thought it curtailed quite dreadfully.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Wonka (2023)
After months of pleading, I finally persuaded my daughter to see Wonka with me.
Jan 28, 20244 min read


The Holdovers (2024)
Alexander Payne returns to film-making with his finest piece of work since Sideways (2004). And that's saying something.
Jan 27, 20245 min read


Ironclad (2011)
Set amongst the settling dust of the Magna Carta signing, King John decides to renegade on the agreement and retake control of his country.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


In Bed with Victoria (2016)
This was the first of Justine Triet’s films that I’ve seen, and on this form I will be checking out the rest of her back catalogue ASAP.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
George Miller has apparently been wanting to make this film for years.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Kenneth Branagh's nuts and bolts approach to Jack Ryan means it's entertaining rather than excellent.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


The Searchers (1956)
The Searchers is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made. Although it's great, this is a claim too far.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Dead Ringers (1988)
Cronenberg's follow up to his eponymous version of The Fly (1986) concerns the lives of a pair of identical twins.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Snake Eyes (1998)
Brian De Palma with a Rasomon style thriller in Las Vegas? Sign me up! Or not.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Outland (1981)
Apart from the fact that there isn't an alien in Peter Hyam's Outland, this may as well be Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) made by Luc Besson.
Jan 19, 20242 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read
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