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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The French Dispatch (2021)
Taking on a portmanteau style picture is something that would seem to fit right into Anderson’s mantra.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Censor (2021)
Censor is a terrific piece of work, and Prano Bailey-Bond is a massive talent to look out for in the future.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dr. No (1962)
There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.
Feb 1, 20242 min read


Total Recall (1990)
As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Yakuza (1974)
An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Bright (2017)
Funded and produced by Netflix, Bright sees David Ayer reuniting with Will Smith for the first time since the unwatchable Suicide Squad.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
For the most part, Flags Of Our Fathers is Eastwood performing at his consistently top level.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Hope and Glory (1987)
I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


The Score (2001)
Frank Oz’s film sits higher on the list of heist movies than it had any right to.
Jan 28, 20241 min read
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