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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 11, 20252 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 2, 20254 min read


The End (2025)
Joshua Oppenheimer turns to music to portray a post-apocalyptic, impressive, bizarre and frustrating work.
Jun 10, 20252 min read


The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Wes Anderson's latest might be the most Wes Anderson film he's ever made. We've heard that before.
Jun 6, 20252 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 5, 20253 min read


Parthenope (2025)
Paulo Sorrentino returns to Naples once again after his partially autobiographical The Hand of God (2021), with Parthenope.
May 27, 20253 min read


The Surfer (2025)
The Surfer is thoroughly entertaining and might contain the best Nicolas Cage performance of this decade.
May 10, 20253 min read


Another Simple Favour (2025)
Another Simple Favour is one of the worst films I have seen in some time.
May 10, 20253 min read


Holy Cow (2025)
Louise Courvoisier's debut full length feature is a rich, enchanting and frankly glorious piece of film making.
May 10, 20252 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 24, 20254 min read


The Amateur (2025)
James Hawes' The Amateur does precisely what is says on the tin.
Apr 19, 20252 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 1, 20252 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 14, 20253 min read


The Last Showgirl (2025)
The figure of Paul Verhoeven looms large over Gia Coppola's third feature, as does a towering performance from Pamela Anderson.
Mar 5, 20252 min read


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 2, 20254 min read


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 26, 20253 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 13, 20252 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 12, 20254 min read
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