top of page
THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


Awaydays (2009)
You would think a film that (more or less) opens and closes with 'Decades' by Joy Division, is set for greatness. Sadly not.
Oct 21, 20232 min read


The Blue Lamp (1950)
Basil Deardon's police procedural is widely regarded as an important piece of work in British film.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Uncut Gems (2020)
Uncut Gems is one of the most stressful films I can remember seeing.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Panic Room (2002)
David Fincher's follow up to Fight Club (1999) is often forgotten about when talking about the heights of his oeuvre.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Chain Reaction (1996)
Sadly, for the most part the film can’t come close to justifying its ridiculousness.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Night Moves (1975)
It would be interesting how many people could name another Arthur Penn film beyond 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. This is one of his finest.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Burial (2023)
At the ripe old age of seventy seven, Tommy Lee Jones continues to sink his teeth into admittedly less frequent appearances on our screen.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read




Pig (2021)
It’s a long time now since Nicholas Cage was relevant in cinema.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Stillwater (2021)
Very loosely based on the Amanda Knox case, Matt Damon travels to France where his daughter has been incarcerated for the last five years.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


Cruella (2021)
Cruella's shortcomings are made all the more frustrating because of its superb high points.
Oct 7, 20233 min read


Ain't Them Bodies Saints (2013)
Bob takes the fall for the crime of lover Ruth and is incarcerated as a result, therefore missing the birth of his daughter.
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Targets (1968)
A film split between a film producer and a troubled Vietnam veteran, a man struggling with murderous thoughts....
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Harold and Maude (1971)
Bleakly and darkly comedic, Harold and Maude frequently appears in best romantic comedy lists.
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Mesrine: Parts 1&2 (2008)
France's most wanted serial killer's exploits are portrayed here in mesmeric fashion by Vincent Cassel.
Oct 7, 20232 min read


The Wild Bunch (1969)
Sam Peckinpah enjoys a bit of on screen violence, he went on to direct the ultra controversial Straw Dogs two years after this beauty.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER










bottom of page
