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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis remains one of the most important films ever made.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dear Comrades! (2021)
Dear Comrades! is an exceptional portrayal of a little known Soviet atrocity.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Pulp Fiction (1994)
This review is almost utterly pointless, we know how great Pulp Fiction is.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


London to Brighton (2006)
This hard hitting British drama from director Paul Andrew Williams is a brutally impressive piece of work.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Riders of Justice (2021)
This is hands down the most I've laughed during a film in years, and that takes into account a large number of self-described comedies.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Spectre (2015)
For someone who's seen every Bond film at least fifteen times, a Bond review from me is the only one you need.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alexander: The Final Cut (2007)
Oliver Stone's historical behemoth now has four different versions to choose from. The Final Cut still isn't up to scratch.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Patriot Games (1992)
Patriot Games remains, probably, the best Jack Ryan big screen adaptation.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dead Presidents (1995)
Dead Presidents is probably one of the best films of the 90's that you might not have heard of.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
The Sopranos is probably my second favourite television series of all time. But is a prequel film a good idea?
Oct 29, 20233 min read


Miami Vice (2004)
Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alfie (1966)
About thirty seconds into Alfie, I couldn’t help but laugh at how it would be received if released today.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Passages (2023)
Ira Sachs' new film is a tale of love, heartbreak, and piercing narcissism in Paris.
Oct 28, 20233 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read
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