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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Dissident (2020)
A powerful and harrowing documentary which attempts to analyse the disappearance of Saudi journalise Jamal Khashoggi.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


King of New York (1990)
King of New York is conceivably the most hilarious I've seen Christopher Walken since True Romance (1993).
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Tom Clancy's Without Remorse (2021)
It passes a couple of hours without really doing a huge amount.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Napoleon (2023)
For the moment we have to make do with Ridley Scott's shorter version of Napoleon.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Saltburn (2023)
Saltburn is a flawed, darkly satirical, hugely enjoyable follow up to Promising Young Women for Emerald Fennell.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Elephant (2003)
Gus Van Sant’s bone chilling portrayal of the Columbine shooting, is stunning film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Run Lola Run (1998)
Run Lola Run is a madcap experimental thriller with a constant pulsing techno score which adds to the madness.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Doctor Sleep: Director's Cut (2019)
The director’s cut is three hours long, and Flanagan proves that taking the time to tell a story in this instance is preferable.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


A Long Day's Journey Into Night (2018)
Bi Gan’s mesmeric tale of a man, Luo, who returns to his hometown shortly after the death of his Father, is split into two differing halves.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There’s not much, if anything that needs to be added to the discussion over John Huston’s masterful 1941 neo noir thriller.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Election (1999)
Election is Alexander Payne’s second full-length feature after debut Citizen Ruth (1996).
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Consequences of Love (2004)
Paulo Sorrentino’s second feature stars Sorrentino regular Toni Servillo as a man living a seemingly arduoust life in a Swiss hotel.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read






Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read
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