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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Body of Evidence (1993)
Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Yakuza (1974)
An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Hollywoodland (2006)
Unfortunately for Hollywoodland, the film that it most reminds you of is L.A Confidential (1997), which is never going to help your case.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There’s not much, if anything that needs to be added to the discussion over John Huston’s masterful 1941 neo noir thriller.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


The Blue Lamp (1950)
Basil Deardon's police procedural is widely regarded as an important piece of work in British film.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Night Moves (1975)
It would be interesting how many people could name another Arthur Penn film beyond 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. This is one of his finest.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


The Detective (1968)
Frank Sinatra is on fine form here as detective Joe Leland who is investigating the murder of a homosexual man, found dead in his home.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Harper (1966)
Paul Newman takes on the role of Lew Harper, a private eye hired to find the whereabouts of Elaine Sampson's husband, who has vanished.
Sep 3, 20231 min read
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