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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
Money talks, so a Mario sequel was inevitable. Which means we'll probably get a third.
2 days ago3 min read


Project Hail Mary (2026)
Andy Weir's novels are seemingly ripe for adaptation, and Phil Lord and Chris Miller's adaptation of Project Hail Mary is a blast.
Mar 294 min read


Hoppers (2026)
It feels like a long time now since we had a truly brilliant Pixar film. Can Hoppers change that?
Mar 104 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: The Search for SquarePants (2025)
There's another SpongeBob film out. And it's still mental.
Dec 30, 20252 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
The Netflix sensation- that's actually rather good.
Dec 12, 20252 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025)
James Griffiths gentle comedy is one of the finest of this year, with a brilliant performance at its centre from Tim Key.
Dec 8, 20252 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
Nov 12, 20253 min read


The Luckiest Man in America (2025)
The true story of a man who conned a CBS game show is enjoyable, if ultimately insubstantial.
Oct 27, 20252 min read


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 20, 20253 min read


The Naked Gun (2025)
How on earth could a Naked Gun reboot be any good? Well....
Oct 14, 20252 min read


The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
Sep 4, 20252 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read


Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 3, 20253 min read


The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Wes Anderson's latest might be the most Wes Anderson film he's ever made. We've heard that before.
Jun 6, 20252 min read


Another Simple Favour (2025)
Another Simple Favour is one of the worst films I have seen in some time.
May 10, 20253 min read


Dog Man (2025)
Dog Man is mayhem of the highest order- and in this case, it's far from a bad thing.
Apr 14, 20252 min read


Plankton: The Movie (2025)
Another entry for the SpongeBob Universe, one which makes no more or less sense than its predecessors.
Mar 21, 20252 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 19, 20252 min read
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