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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


La Gracia (2026)
Paolo Sorrentino and Toni Servillo reunite for La Grazia, a funny, melancholy and gorgeous film about grief, regret and power in Rome.
Apr 144 min read


Saipan (2026)
For those with no interest in football, Saipan might be a tricky sell. But filmmakers Glenn Layburn and Lisa and Barros D'Sa prove you don't need to have such curiosity in the sport itself to find Saipan both fascinating and often compelling.
Apr 134 min read


The Drama (2026)
The Drama, starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya, continues Kristopher Borgli's trend of biting satire albeit with a very relatable twist.
Apr 83 min read


The Secret Agent (2026)
Kleber Mendonca Filho's new feature pretty much defies categorisation- it's an astonishing piece of work.
Feb 264 min read


No Other Choice (2026)
Park Chan-wook brings his usual mayhem to his latest feature, the tale of an unemployed paper worker, You Man-su (Lee Byung hun) who hatches a plan to murder his way back into the job market by killing off the competition.
Feb 43 min read


Nouvelle Vague (2026)
Richard Linklater's recreates the making of Jean-Luc Godard's influential 1960 debut À Bout de Souffle in this gorgeous homage to New Wave.
Feb 45 min read


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
Dec 26, 20252 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025)
We finally get the full, unfiltered cut of Kill Bill, as Tarantino always wanted. And it's brilliant.
Dec 9, 20253 min read


One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


Eddington (2025)
Ari Aster returns to our screen with something completely different once more, after 2023's lengthy and divisive Beau is Afraid.
Sep 4, 20254 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read


The End (2025)
Joshua Oppenheimer turns to music to portray a post-apocalyptic, impressive, bizarre and frustrating work.
Jun 10, 20252 min read


The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Wes Anderson's latest might be the most Wes Anderson film he's ever made. We've heard that before.
Jun 6, 20252 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 1, 20252 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 26, 20253 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 12, 20254 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read
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