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The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
5 days ago2 min read


Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 33 min read


Dog Man (2025)
Dog Man is mayhem of the highest order- and in this case, it's far from a bad thing.
Apr 142 min read


Plankton: The Movie (2025)
Another entry for the SpongeBob Universe, one which makes no more or less sense than its predecessors.
Mar 212 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 143 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Despicable Me 4 (2024)
Don't let the '4' fool you, this is very much the sixth installment in this enormous franchise.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Inside Out 2 (2024)
One of Pixar's most critically acclaimed films gets an almost inevitable sequel.
Jun 23, 20242 min read


The Garfield Movie (2024)
There's a new Garfield movie out, which despite no-one seemingly wanting one, has raked in cash.
Jun 1, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (2012)
My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)
Set as a prequel to the original Despicable Me trilogy, we follow a young Gru as he attempts to become a part of the infamous ‘Vicious 6’.
Jan 23, 20242 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)
Fans of the fantastic original 1960's TV show will have a ball with this.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Frequently held up as the finest of the Batman animated films, this is also a key feature in the future films of the franchise.
Dec 17, 20231 min read




The Grinch (2018)
Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?
Dec 17, 20232 min read
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