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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The General (1926)
A firm fixture in many best of all time film lists, this Buster Keaton silent film is an astonishing piece of physical film.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Firefox (1982)
Clint Eastwood stars as a pilot who has to infiltrate the Soviet Union disguised as a drug smuggler, and steal a state of the art aircraft.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)
One of the biggest surprises of the year.
Sep 10, 20232 min read




Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Flesh + Blood (1985)
Paul Verhoeven’s first film in the English language bores all the hallmarks of the Dutch director.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Atomic Blonde (2017)
Charlize Theron is Lorraine, an MI5 asset who is sent to Berlin to retrieve a valuable list after a British agent is murdered.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


The Commuter (2018)
Liam Neeson as he punches his way through every carriage of a train in hunt of the person he needs to track down
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Street Kings (2008)
Keanu Reeves is a cop who becomes disillusioned after the death of his wife and is then accused of killing a fellow officer.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Jason Statham's latest exploits with enormous sharks is overseen by Ben Wheatley; surprising, but entertaining.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
The IMF have to track down two parts of a connecting key that is also being hunted by an AI 'entity' in the franchise's seventh outing.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
A reboot of the popular kids series produced by Seth Rogan is really rather good.
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Righteous Kill (2008)
Jon Avnet’s cop thriller seemingly exists solely to have Robert De Niro and Al Pacino reunited in a film together.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Sonatine (1993)
Beat Takeshi's fourth feature may well be his masterpiece, mainly focusing on the events in between the violence of a group of yakuza.
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Surrogates (2009)
It's up to Bruce Willis to save humanity once more in Jonathan Mostow's sci-fi thriller, based on the 2005-05 graphic novel The Surrogates.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Sphere (1998)
Derided on its release twenty-five years ago, Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel is certainly not without flaws...
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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