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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Passages (2023)
Ira Sachs' new film is a tale of love, heartbreak, and piercing narcissism in Paris.
Oct 28, 20233 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Saw X (2023)
The tenth installment of the series has been dubbed a 'return to form'. Is it?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Burial (2023)
At the ripe old age of seventy seven, Tommy Lee Jones continues to sink his teeth into admittedly less frequent appearances on our screen.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2023)
Daniel Goldhaber's eco thriller comes at a perfect time for climate activists.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Talk to Me (2023)
Thankfully- and surprisingly it has to be said- Talk to Me breaks the string of stinkers the horror genre has had to put up with recently.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Beasts (2023)
Inspired by real events involving a Dutch couple in Santoalla, Sorogoyen's tension filled drama deserves more recognition.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Fabelmans (2023)
The Fabelmans is based Steven Spielberg's own childhood and introduction to film in post-war America, an intriguing premise....
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Tár (2023)
Cate Blanchett is a tour de force in Todd Field's latest, as a conductor who has to face accusations that may or may not be true.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Enys Men (2023)
Mark Jenkin returns with his follow up to his debut masterpiece Bait (2019) with this eerie folk chiller.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Return To Seoul (2023)
Davy Chou's second feature film concerns Freddie, a Korean adoptee brought up in France who on a whim decides to travel to Seoul.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)
One of the biggest surprises of the year.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Women Talking (2023)
Sarah Polley’s adaptation of Miriam Toews 2018 novel is an intricate and theological affair.
Sep 10, 20232 min read




The Whale (2023)
Brendon Fraser's Oscar winning performance was deserving of the accolades, but was the film itself?
Sep 10, 20232 min read
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